08-Sep-2007: Bioshock bioshock, bioshock. Bioshock bioshock bioshock bioshock; bioshock. Bioshock!
27-Jul-2007: Google OTD: Did you mean: sco SLEEPYTIME
29-Jun-2007: Celli found this picture of me with super-long hair, circa 2001.
30-May-2007: Schadenfreude: n. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
23-May-2007: xkcd is a brilliant comic. However, for sheer oh my god I'm going to piss myself because this is so funny, I turn to Questionable Content. My favorite is this one.
21-May-2007: Starcraft II. Hells yes. Protoss FTW!!
28-Feb-2007: Engrish OTD2: "I just upload a new now." The metaphysical ramifications of this are staggering.
28-Feb-2007: Engrish OTD: "I am the responsible of the communication!!"
14-Feb-2007: Airbag thieves did this to my car. In my driveway, even. :(
26-Aug-2006: "For once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return." -- Leonardo da Vinci
24-Jul-2006: Feeling down?
17-Jul-2006: Seal said "In a world full of people, only some want to fly. Isn't that crazy?" Yeah, it IS crazy. I think he was talking about drugs and if so, he was right in that sense too, but I heard that song in a whole new light this morning because yesterday I learned why birds sing. They sing because they can fly. I jumped out of an airplane yesterday. On purpose. Twice. Before I went, people said "You gotta be crazy to want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane." Now that I've done it, I say that anyone who DOESN'T want to jump is crazy. If you know that you can fly, even if only for a few minutes at a time, and you don't want to, I say that there is something wrong with you. I am here to tell you that if you have never gone skydiving you are, in fact, missing out on something that is quite simply, astonishing. U.S. Parachute Association
16-Jun-2006: T-minus nine days until I leap to my doom!
16-Jun-2006: All these years of using vi and I never knew case shifting was built-in. [ Upper to Lower: s,^.*$,\L&, Lower to Upper: s,^.*$,\U&, ] As normal, the starting and ending points on the line, as well as the RE, can change to whatever is needed. Also of note, the :r command can do more than just read in the contents of a file, it can be used to redirect the output of a shell command to the cursor's position, e.g., ":r !date"
24-May-2006: The next time someone spouts gibberish at you, or does something that's just so generally bizarre that you can't think of how to respond, direct them here.
23-May-2006: Motorcycle Maintenance Tip #1: There's such a thing as "too much chain lube."
10-January-2006: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My new bike.
21-September-2005: Nature Valley will donate up to $4 to the National Parks Foundation on your behalf. Simply go here and enter code: Nature Valley saves trails
If you don't want to give them your e-mail address, see the entry for 16-Sep-05, below.
16-September-2005: This is very cool: mailinator.com. Check out the FAQ.
23-November-2004: 
If you ever watched the transformers, this rocks. If not, it's still pretty damn cool. (30sec, 4.5Mb)
04-November-2004: The day the earth, and I, wept.
Well, Dickhole won re-election. This is pathetic. Do they not get newspapers in all those red states? You all have those gigantic satellite tv dishes planted in the yard next to the three broken washing machines and the two tractors that you're still using for spare parts; but apparently they aren't big enough to pick up any kind of signals which might actually deliver the truth about the moron you've just voted back into the oval office. Well for once in my life I hope to sweet fucking Christ that I'm wrong about what this country is going to look like four years from now when we're "re-electing" George W. 'Jesus' Bush for his historic and unprecedented third term in office. I can see it now: A giant Smirk in a cowboy hat being sworn in, while John Ashcroft (looking for all the world like Boris Badenov, black hat and all) winds the giant key protruding from the back of Dick "I, Robot" Cheney, cackling maniacally. This pretty much sums it up:
You know, here in P.G. County if someone drives drunk, we take their license away and they get to ride the bus for a couple of years. But apparently you're still allowed to be President of the Divided States of America, with a license to invade sovereign countries at will. Do they understand (and by they I mean the fifty-nine point two million banjo-playing motherfuckers who voted this asshole back into the most important job in our country) that the reason that illegal drugs are so readily available now is because it makes it a LOT easier to rule over the population when they're stoned? Do they understand that Bush is opposed to stem cell research not because he believes that a fetus is life, but because if we actually used stem cells to cure all of the things we believe they can help us cure, the pharmaceutical companies would stop making quite so much money every year, and his stock portfolio would lose money as a result? Do they understand that it was us who put Saddam Hussein into power in the first place, and that it was the CIA who TRAINED bin Laden and half of fucking Al-Qaida? For that matter, do they even know what the fuck CIA stands for!? AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!! May $diety have mercy on us all...
I have to get to packing. There are nearly fifty-six million people in line ahead of me to become Canadian citizens...
04-August-2004 
Holy crap, am I really THIRTY!? Inconceivable...
Random links that amuse, irritate or befuddle me. Updated: 27-August-2004
05-Jan-2004: She said "Yes!" My sweet Sally said yes!
Click here for the wedding page
An aged and cracked skeleton begins to reconstruct itself......
Produced by:
And directed by, the number four.
4
It dies, only to be reborn once more, bathed in cloying, unholy light.
Again, the servant has been re-incarnated, this time in a corpse exhumed
by celli; but from what secret, unearthly boneyard we may never know.
Undeath takes time, like fine wine or rotten cheese. Please forgive the dust and splinters as we slowly re-attach our bones, large and small.
05-Jan-2004: She said "Yes!" My sweet Sally said yes!